This one is embarrassing, people. I'm hoping that someone else will come out and admit they share the same affliction.
You see, ever since I gave birth, my hormones haven't been the same...thus producing:
random, wiry chin hairs that can sprout seemingly instantly.
This causes a slight obsession. Before I go to bed at night and before I get in the shower in the morning, I must check my chin and neck - just in case one of these sneaky f*ck*rs stuck its ugly head out overnight. I carry tweezers in my purse, in my makeup bag, and in my car. Just in case. I try to (sneakily) feel my chin throughout the day and get myself to a mirror if I detect one. I don't know if people just don't notice this act, or they think I'm pensively contemplating life while I feel my face up.
They are the bane of my existence. I vow that, if I ever hit the lottery, the first thing I spend my money on is LASER HAIR REMOVAL. STAT.
Please jeer quietly. I have a fragile ego. Thank you.